You will learn that there are given careers that create a bond with the people. You will find that law enforcement officers have a connection that can hardly fade. You will find it necessary to have a little humor especially in a stressing career. This will certainly put a positive and funny spin on your daily experiences. You will realize that there are numerous hilarious quotes that relate to the police. As you read more, you will learn of a number of them.
Jack Nicholson was quoted saying that the only people that you need to lie to are the police and your girlfriend. You will learn that it is only a police who understands the frustrations of breaking through a wall of lies. There is no doubt that you have been lied to a couple of times unless this is your first day on duty. Aim at jotting down some of the funny stories you hear from people. You will also learn of “If you run, you will only go to jail tired.” You will realize that a good number of people think that they can be better runners than they really are. More than often, they will assume that they can outrun the police. There was a time that a cop pulled me over and asked for papers, I responded “Scissors, I win” and drove off. This indicates that people will often have flimsy excuses each time they are caught up by the law.
There is no time that a cop has said, “Thank you for committing crimes and ensuring that we stay employed.” This is rude in itself. You will note that no police would love a shift that is more than boring. I was surprised by how many people convinced me to arrest them by Edward Conlon. You will find that there are times that people will utter offensive words regardless of the leniency being exercised by the officer. There is nothing as funny as red, blue and white being reflective of our freedom until they start flashing right behind you. Is there? As an officer, you will note that a traffic ticket for one will mean lesser danger for another person. Reed Farrel said that “When cops are at work they love lawyers just like lions love hyenas, only that this time there is no mutual respect. You will realize that both parties aim at upholding the law.
“‘Do you like being a cop?’ ‘I love it, when it doesn’t suck, sir.'”-Edward Conlon. Many officers will witness the truth in this statement. You will learn that law enforcement will change from incredible to awful.